Airquotes Writes the Best Deck Primer Ever

When it comes to deck construction, there’s one very important question that you have to ask yourself: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Let’s begin.

The decklist:

Pile of Presents
Card’s OP, guise

Mane:
1 x DJ Pon-3, Party Starter

Problems:
2 x Deep Dark Forest (Starting)
2 x Cheer Up the Crystal Ponies
2 x Cheering Up a Friend
2 x Save the Crystal Ponies
2 x Goof Off

Draw:
3 x DJ Pon-3, Everypony’s Shufflin’
3 x Berry Punch, All-Night Partier
3 x Snips & Snails, Problem Solvers
2 x Silver Spanner, Dumpster Diver
3 x Twilight Sparkle, All-Team Organizer
3 x Cloudchaser, Flexible Flier
3 x Pile of Presents
3 x Let’s Get This Party Started
2 x Juggling Routine
3 x It’s Elementary!
2 x Mayor Mare, Town Leadership
2 x Party Bomb
3 x Pie Family Rock Farm
3 x Boneless
3 x Twist, Such a Treat
2 x Downright Dangerous
2 x Cutie Pox Scare

The cards:

Everypony's Shufflin'
Wombo combo
  • Pile of Presents — This card is how you do look more like. You can go really far, even if your opponent doesn’t, because you decide for him whether he goes to look at it or doesn’t. Killer.
  • DJ Pon-3, Everypony’s Shufflin’ — Why you go as far as you do to decide to look like in the first place. When anyone ventures far enough to use even go want, this card makes everyone want to do more look like.
  • Let’s Get This Party Started/Boneless — Sometimes, your mane doesn’t let you go really far, so these cards let you go really, really far, so you can go decide what to use.
  • Berry Punch — The Element of Alcohol. Like with the previous, if you’ve ever been far, but can’t go to look like, then this is how you decide.
  • Twilight Sparkle, All-Team Organizer/Cloudchaser — Without these, you will never go as far as even as decided to do what look like. It’s just common sense.
  • Mayor Mare, Town Leadership — If your opponent wants to do look more like, this card decides although sometimes he’ll make do without.
  • Downright Dangerous/Party Bomb — Mayor Mare will make you do without, so you need these cards for getting back far to do.

The strategy:

Twilight is not drunk
Go home.

 

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